Wow! They weren't kidding

I just finished week three of my nursing classes. Wow! This stuff is not easy. But of course why would it be? I am going to be taking care of other people. I need to know what to do at the drop of a hat. It is a lot of fun. Yesterday I got to put in catheters! I know you probably don't want to hear all that, and it is too much information, but it was fun, fun, fun! I know I am weird, no need to inform me.

Class is really demanding. Now I usually get up at about 5:30 in the morning. I start clinical or class between 6:30 and 7:00 and usually go until 4:30 in the afternoon. I then come home and clean the house which has a family of six floating around in it. I have to say this too, they treat me like a mom out of the 1950s! I do all the cleaning, every bit of it. I do the dishes, cook, laundry, and all the other fun stuff like sweeping, mopping, and dusting. I then make sure everyone has supper. I used to cook a lot of homemade, but I will admit this, I have been running for the freezer section and take out for the last week. I try to limit that to once or twice a week though. After supper it is study time. I am in my books from about 5:00 in the evening to 8:00. I then make sure all the kids clean themselves via the shower, snack, brush their teeth, and go to bed. Now I get a minute to take a quick shower, head to the bed, watch TV, and then lights out between 11:00 and 12:00. Then I start over again. I don't know what it is either, maybe anxiousness or stress but I can't fucking sleep man! I lay in bed for hours tossing and turning. I drink chamomile, take melatonin, and lay there. What is wrong with me? I am so tired I could just die! I will survive though. I honestly love what I am doing right now and wouldn't have it any other way. Well, except for the sleep part. That would be nice.

Other than all that, I am just trying to prioritize my life right now. I have to get some me time, or fun time in right? Last weekend the grandparents took all the kids, all four of them! We went out to the bar and had a blast. It was nice to be able to just be normal for one night. Other exciting things are new reviews coming up. I just got the Madame Butterfly 3 Wild Ride from Eden Fantasys. This thing looks amazing and so much fun. I can't wait until I get to try it out!!! I just have to find the time. I mean look at it. Doesn't it just make you want to stop what you're doing, drop your pants, and take a wild ride? Or is that just me?

How has everyone else been? What are you up to? Any new and exciting products you are reviewing or new lifestyles you have to adjust to?

P.S. If I have typos, I really don't care. I don't have time to proofread tonight! If it bothers you that much, you should probably stop reading my blog! Who has time to worry about a fucking typo? I am not getting paid for this!

One Week Down

I made it through my first week run of my second term in practical nursing. Believe it or not... I am still alive and breathing. We had a huge increase in admissions this year though and it has been like hanging out at a circus for a week. We took a trip to our master campus and got to play in the simulation lab. They have manikins that I have never seen before. They are $60,000 fake humans. They breath, talk, have heart beats, bowel sounds... I can give them an IV! They can even go into respiratory arrest and I have to do CPR to revive them! These things are just about the coolest thing I have ever seen.

So there were a lot of great points in the week, but as I mentioned we had a big jump in admissions. We have a class of 40 crammed into a small classroom and let me tell you, it is going to shrink a lot, a lot, a lot. We have a mix of ages from 18 to 50. Quite a difference there. You know who drives me the craziest though? The 18 year old girls that have no clue how the world works. They have absolutely no common sense. Don't get me wrong, they are smart girls. They are about the dumbest smart people I know. I am going to have to learn to have patience because they are already getting on my nerves.

Other than that, it has been a good week. I have loads of homework, nursing interventions to write, and studying to do though. I hope everyone had a great week!

Run for your life!

It has officially started today! I am in my first day of my second term of the nursing program. Run for your life! I got really lucky today because I don't have to be at my first clinical until 1:00! Woot woot. So I get to do other stuff until then like make funny pictures!

Or run down to the bookstore and by more nursey things >>>

No running with scissors!

^^See the second hand? That's so I can count your beating puslifiers!^^

May I auscultate your heart?

This is my Cali Bean and she stole my bag!

Fifi is so not interested in me right now!

I hope everyone has a great day!

New Found Chatter Chick

I found a new blog today that I have never read before and thought I would share it. She goes by SangSara and I think you might like her blog if you enjoy sex toy reviews. I will be adding her to my public linkie soon and also wanted to share her blog address in post. Please check her out! Check out Sang Sara 'sang' tuary.

I am running this road on a highway known as the internet blogity hopping.

Are you fucking serious?

Saturday is my day. I get to go do all the lovely shopping, errand running, and all the glory that goes with it. I do this on Saturdays because it is like the only day I have other authority figures around this house so I can get away to do them without having four kids attached to my hip. Well last Saturday I went to the grocery store to get some things for supper and took my 9 year old daughter with me. No big deal right?

We did our run through the store and then headed out. It was a little busy in the parking lot because it was Saturday. We went walking right down the middle aisle after a white SUV passed through before us. We were walking down on the right side headed for our car when this crazy bitch slams her big pile of white utility vehicle in reverse and speeds backwards. What the fuck are you doing??? I grabbed my daughter by the arm and threw her like a rag doll. I then proceeded to get myself out of the way of psycho grandma all for her to slam on her breaks and whipped into the handicap parking zone she just passed five seconds ago.

My heart was pounding so fast and I stood there are watched big mama jump out of her vehicle, slam the door, and waltz in the store.

Are you fucking serious right now?

Some people shouldn't drive, and others shouldn't have those fancy wheelchair stickers hanging from their mirrors so they can all most run over standing children and go on with their business. What is the world coming to? Seriously?

Discovering My Own Sexuality

Sex is something that I am very open to. I use to consider myself a prude because I just did the regular missionary style thing with my ex and that is all we did. Honestly, I just didn't enjoy it. I participated only because I thought it was the right thing to do. It wasn't until I met my new partner that I really took off in the sexuality department. I wasn't very experienced but everything just felt so natural. I tried new things and I found that sex could be enjoyable.

After we explored many things, and five years later, we are now so in tune with each other. I know all of his spots and he knows mine. We know when we want to try new things and we both enjoy being surprised. It is really amazing, knowing who you are and who you are with. I like that we can be so open and share each other in a way that we don't share with anyone else but each other. Sexuality is something really amazing.

Have you discovered it yet? How did you learn about your sexuality?

Excuse me while I change and a Giveaway

I have been MIA for quite some time from my Garden of Secrets blog. What have I been up to? Five other awesome blogging projects! I started blogging in 2009 and since have learned many things.

1. It is just the Internet. 
2. I blog because I enjoy doing it. 
3. I am going to be okay if someone hates on my blog or me as a person. 
4. Blog haters blog about hating blogs because that is what they enjoy doing. HATERS. 
5. It took some time but I finally realized that I need to blog for me.  

With all of that said, now that I am way caught up on all my other blogging projects... I gave Garden of Secrets a whole new look. I spent lots of time and probably a few "son of a bitches" blurt outs getting it just the way I like it. In light of coming back and giving my blog a new look and much needed attention I decided to have a giveaway. I have other blogging projects that I dedicate to things like being a mom, homemaker, shopper, student, etc. This one is my naughty side mostly. I enjoy being an adult and the adult things in this world. Including the items that I love getting from Eden Fantasys. Because they are probably my favorite sex shop ever... I am giving a $25 gift card to one lucky reader.

Please enter below and good luck to everyone! 

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