Are you fucking serious?

Saturday is my day. I get to go do all the lovely shopping, errand running, and all the glory that goes with it. I do this on Saturdays because it is like the only day I have other authority figures around this house so I can get away to do them without having four kids attached to my hip. Well last Saturday I went to the grocery store to get some things for supper and took my 9 year old daughter with me. No big deal right?

We did our run through the store and then headed out. It was a little busy in the parking lot because it was Saturday. We went walking right down the middle aisle after a white SUV passed through before us. We were walking down on the right side headed for our car when this crazy bitch slams her big pile of white utility vehicle in reverse and speeds backwards. What the fuck are you doing??? I grabbed my daughter by the arm and threw her like a rag doll. I then proceeded to get myself out of the way of psycho grandma all for her to slam on her breaks and whipped into the handicap parking zone she just passed five seconds ago.

My heart was pounding so fast and I stood there are watched big mama jump out of her vehicle, slam the door, and waltz in the store.

Are you fucking serious right now?

Some people shouldn't drive, and others shouldn't have those fancy wheelchair stickers hanging from their mirrors so they can all most run over standing children and go on with their business. What is the world coming to? Seriously?

Discovering My Own Sexuality

Sex is something that I am very open to. I use to consider myself a prude because I just did the regular missionary style thing with my ex and that is all we did. Honestly, I just didn't enjoy it. I participated only because I thought it was the right thing to do. It wasn't until I met my new partner that I really took off in the sexuality department. I wasn't very experienced but everything just felt so natural. I tried new things and I found that sex could be enjoyable.

After we explored many things, and five years later, we are now so in tune with each other. I know all of his spots and he knows mine. We know when we want to try new things and we both enjoy being surprised. It is really amazing, knowing who you are and who you are with. I like that we can be so open and share each other in a way that we don't share with anyone else but each other. Sexuality is something really amazing.

Have you discovered it yet? How did you learn about your sexuality?

Excuse me while I change and a Giveaway

I have been MIA for quite some time from my Garden of Secrets blog. What have I been up to? Five other awesome blogging projects! I started blogging in 2009 and since have learned many things.

1. It is just the Internet. 
2. I blog because I enjoy doing it. 
3. I am going to be okay if someone hates on my blog or me as a person. 
4. Blog haters blog about hating blogs because that is what they enjoy doing. HATERS. 
5. It took some time but I finally realized that I need to blog for me.  

With all of that said, now that I am way caught up on all my other blogging projects... I gave Garden of Secrets a whole new look. I spent lots of time and probably a few "son of a bitches" blurt outs getting it just the way I like it. In light of coming back and giving my blog a new look and much needed attention I decided to have a giveaway. I have other blogging projects that I dedicate to things like being a mom, homemaker, shopper, student, etc. This one is my naughty side mostly. I enjoy being an adult and the adult things in this world. Including the items that I love getting from Eden Fantasys. Because they are probably my favorite sex shop ever... I am giving a $25 gift card to one lucky reader.

Please enter below and good luck to everyone! 

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